The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!