To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!