the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!