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The power to fall without screaming.
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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!
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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.
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The power to change $100 to 100 $1
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The ability to not live forever
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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The power to throw fireballs only under water
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.
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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind
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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!