- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to misspell

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breathe oxygen.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to remove all flavour from food.

Pointless Super Powers