The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to get married

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to die.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!