- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to shit without squinting.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

kabloooeeey!!!

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers