- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to see through air

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to be infinitely constipated

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to be powerless

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers