The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to not care.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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lol

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!