The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!