- Pointless Super Powers

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to communicate with sperm.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!