- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to have no superpower

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to see stuff

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power of women's rights.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to turn food into shit

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

Pointless Super Powers