To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!