The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to plank

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!