- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power... to move you.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to fail a test everytime

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

teleport to the place where you stand

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to read terms and conditions

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers