- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to make lipstick fly

75% levitation

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to morph into yourself

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to have no superpower

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The ability to know when men have erections

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power of women's rights.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to get arrested

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Pointless Super Powers