- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power think five times slower.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The Power of Anti-Sex

Pointless Super Powers