- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to run at 0.5mph

Nothing

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to walk on frozen water.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers