- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to swim in water.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to never come into existence

The power to fly when your in an airplane

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to change your eye color.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to pee while standing up

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

Pointless Super Powers