The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be french.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!