- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light glue on fire.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to be normal and average

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

32% Levitation.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

Pointless Super Powers