The power to clap 14 times a second

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!