power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to be blind

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to swim on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!