- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to obey gravity

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to be powerless

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to only see glass.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be gay on command.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to open doors that are unlocked

being black

Pointless Super Powers