- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to shit on the ceiling

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to swim on land.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to half transform to something.

Pointless Super Powers