The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to fly in space

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to not see anything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have no powers

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!