- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to not care.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to see through glass

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

Pointless Super Powers