The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!