- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

I'm a giant di

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to hovertate

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to get married

Pointless Super Powers