The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make everything worse

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!