- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to become translucent

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to even

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to lose all your limbs

open up pickles glass

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to look at Sun.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers