The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to self destruct

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!