The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be a snail

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!