The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to write comic books

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!