The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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lol

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the power to read your own mind

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!