- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power drown in water

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to die at will

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers