The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!