The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

thumb_up thumb_down +146

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

thumb_up thumb_down +138

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

kabloooeeey!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The Power to Fail in Failing

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The ability to be poor for life

thumb_up thumb_down +126

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to be oppressed by everything

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to moves in slow motion.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to become a laptop forever!

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to get extra homework

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to make lipstick fly

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to cum out of your finger tips

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to smell whore

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!