- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to be 100% pointless

the power to melt your bones

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

boo

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers