being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to understand irony.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!