The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!