- Pointless Super Powers

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

+85

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to smell any point in time

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to do nothing

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to obey gravity

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

power to age faster