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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power of being pointless

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!