- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to be an idiot.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

Pointless Super Powers