The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to die

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!