The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!