- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to turn food into shit

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

Pointless Super Powers