The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!