- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to catch em' all

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to swim in water.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to not see anything

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power of christ ;)

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

Pointless Super Powers