The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to get sick

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to never come into existence

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!