The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to hear in the dark.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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boo

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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To shit bricks.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!