- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have a V8

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fly while masturbating.

The ability to die on command.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

Pointless Super Powers