No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to not exercise.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The ability to police irony

The power to fold paper seven times

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

lol

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to burn the sun.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!