the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!