- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Aweonao

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to do blink every 20 years

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers