- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Pointless Super Powers