The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to read this.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!