The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!