- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to get arrested

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to control dairy products

The power to not be funny

The power to turn any object into food

The power to not finish your....

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

Pointless Super Powers